Nearly Ripped Off

Nearly Ripped Off

Nearly Ripped Off Nanny, Nanny, Boo! Boo! Don’t ya’ just love it when the plans of crooked people are stymied! I sure do…I have written many times how older people, usually widows are targeted and ripped off by wicked contractors… Did I just use an archaic word like...
The Stupid Stick

The Stupid Stick

The Stupid Stick If you have lived in Middle Georgia for any time you will have heard the term: “he was beat with the stupid stick”. This does not necessarily only apply to men but according to the Marvelous Meggy it does apply predominately to the male animal…namely...
Fatty Pants’ New House!

Fatty Pants’ New House!

Fatty Pants’ New House! Do you ever wonder how writers of columns come up with new things to write about? For example, this week I was out walking around with my extremely large Pug better known as “Fatty Pants”.  I was stunned as I saw his enormous behind disappear...
A Time for Everything

A Time for Everything

To everything turn, turn, turn… a time for every purpose under heaven…. Anyone who has any sense of coolness and hipness recognizes the words of this classic 1970’s song by the Byrds. The electric twelve-string played by Roger McGuinn is timeless. If you are hip and...
Garbage Disposals

Garbage Disposals

Chompomatic! If you manufactured garbage disposals what would you name them? Try these: Bone Crusher! The Little Butler (nicer), Badger(where did that come from?), and for the New Agers out there-Evolution…. My friend Nora Rich suggested “Chompomatic!” The...
Garage Doors

Garage Doors

Off with his Foot! Garage Doors!   My beloved son was boarding a plane this week when a crazed automatic door closed on his foot and didn’t stop! The door took a large chunk out of his shoe and had just finished knocking a lady across the room…My son’s comment...